That ought to solve it. Because then you won't be able to work the clutch and shift at the same time. Then you will have to stop showing up for work. And then you can try telecommuting.
As someone who telecommutes nearly every day, I was a bit surprised when I went out into 5 PM traffic in Boston this evening. Maddening. And gas is hovering around $3.09 here, not the $1.72 in the sign. Call me crazy, but I bet boss man is probably just as eager as you to stop paying $3.09 a gallon. Just a thought. :: Chico Enterprise Record